Thursday, January 20, 2005

Comes the Revolution

President Bush has thrown down the gauntlet but good; his inaugural address giving verbal aid and comfort to virtually every dissident and rebel on the planet. Kim Jong-Il, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Iranian ayatollahs, Robert Mugabe, Boy Assad, et al : your days are numbered. President Bush has served ya'll notice: “The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of freedom in all the world….it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world. . ."
How bout them apples ? For those who don't get it: "Democratic reformers facing repression, prison or exile can know: America sees you for who you are: the future leaders of your free country.”

Get on the internet, Fidel and Hugo. Look up those pictures of Saddam in his jail cell. You too Bob, cause you’ll be there soon also. You Iranian ayatollahs are just gonna love seeing Evin Prison from the inside, where you’ve sent so many other people.

Don’t worry, maybe Ramsey Clark will be ya’ll’s lawyer. Yeah, Saddam's already hired him, but maybe Mr. Clark will give you a group-rate, if the mobs let you live to be prosecuted. Look up those pictures of dead ol’ Nicky Ceausescu for the other possibility. Comin to you soon, Dear Leader Kim. President Bush just gave ya’ll the good word. All the lawyers, resolutions of the UN (United Dictators), international borders and concerned do-gooders you can drum-up just ain’t enough these days. The Big Dog is in the troublemaking business now, and Chris Dodd, Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry and all their whiny-professor pals don’t got the horses to run interference for you anymore.

Have a nice day fellas. Sleep well, for a little while at least.

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