Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Osama Pushing Up Daisies ?

Michael Ledeen, who probably is better informed about goings-on in Iran than almost anybody, says that Osama is dead. According to Ledeen, citing "...Iranians I trust, Osama Bin Laden finally departed this world in mid-December."
The old murderer supposedly died of kidney failure and "...was buried in Iran, where he had spend most of his time" since the destruction of al Qaeda in Afghanistan. Ledeen says his Iranian sources pointed out that the usual Al Qaeda yearly message in connection with the Muslim Haj to Mecca came, for the first time this year, from that unpardonably late dinner guest, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and not Osama.
This information seems to make sense. Osama has not appeared in public in several years, and it would seem to be in his interest to do so, just to prove such death rumors wrong.
Of course, if he really IS alive, and wants to make a public appearance, a good venue would be a nice large open field in downtown Tehran, preferably in a group appearance with Iranian President Mahmoud "Mad Jad" Ahmadinejad and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Maybe if we threw in a multi-course catered lunch, ol' al-Zawahiri would join them. I'm sure the USAF would be happy to provide lighting and entertainment.

1 comment:

Z said...

as i mentioned on another blog. what
sounds like a mob rub out and a to
eliminate any competion for the top
spot in Al Quada. The dinner host,
comes down with a illness and can't
attend the dinner, but leaves enough
tracks to attract an unmanned drone to
smoke the dinner party, thus leaving
himself to be the only person powerful
enough to control Al Quada.
it's a cut throat, no holds barred kinda bizness and let the u.s. military do the dirty work for you.
it can keep those Lts fond of those
that died, from seeking revenge on
you , if they think the US did the
foul deed.
"I was ill"! how convenient is dat?
And how convenient is an unmanned
drone?