Thursday, August 10, 2006

Terror Alert Changes

Alert readers will note that the "terror alert" status has changed. Flights from the UK are at Red Level "Elmo." Other commercial aviation travel is at Orange Level "Ernie." Everything else is at Yellow Level "Bert."
One kind of Sesame Street I wish we could find our way away from.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

from the fox news webarticle:

Airport trash bins bulged with everything from mouthwash and shaving cream to maple syrup and fine wine.

i thought of excellency......either crying or laughing at the minions. as it is msm i would assume it would be mateus. if i saw a bottle of jordan cab. i would cancel my flight.......it's five o'clock somewhere.

Candidly Caroline said...

I missed all that madness by one day - thank goodness!! I'll just check my bags on the way home.