Friday, November 17, 2006

Bomb Program ? Maybe Something MUCH More Sinister...

Listening to the Play Station mania on the way back from lunch I wondered why I hadn't been smart enough to take out a second mortgage to buy up Sony PlayStation 3's ® and sell them on E-Bay for obscene profits.
Then, it hit me. One of those OMG revelation kind of things, complete with flashes of light and angels who all look like Jessica Simpson in a hot outfit singing in the background. . .the Iranians and North Koreans are NOT really building nuclear weapons at all. It's all just a cover for something far, far more sinister: Mad Jad and the Dear Leader are REALLY building bootleg Sony PlayStation 3's ®. They'll retire their national debts, boost their foreign exchange and enslave our kids all at once.
Absolutely diabolical, as is El Jefe's plan to get all the search engines pointed his way by saying "Sony PlayStation 3"® (not to mention Jessica Simpson). Heh, heh. heh.

1 comment:

louielouie said...

yeah, the results of those searches will generate some real winners coming to your site.
did i say winners(?), my bad, i meant weiners.
it's all about the hits.