OMG...at last the secret is revealed. Darth Rove's master conspiracy is at last in motion ! It's his best plan yet: Huzzah for the Empire and the Dark Forces !
K-FED and Britney are h-i-s-t-o-r-y. This very day, smack-dab in the middle of the nightmare election, Britney ! has filed her Bill of Divorcement, her Notice of Adios Muchacho -- right in El Lay County Superior Court, AP tells us. Mr. Britney Spears has at last got his walking papers.
What better way to keep millions glued to the internet and TV ? All safely away from election returns and voting booths, ensuring a clear run for the shock troops of the tinfoil hat/black helicopter election fixers !
Truly, Sith Master Karl has outdone himself.