Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Britney ! and K-FED are Quits !!!

OMG...at last the secret is revealed. Darth Rove's master conspiracy is at last in motion ! It's his best plan yet: Huzzah for the Empire and the Dark Forces !
K-FED and Britney are h-i-s-t-o-r-y. This very day, smack-dab in the middle of the nightmare election, Britney ! has filed her Bill of Divorcement, her Notice of Adios Muchacho -- right in El Lay County Superior Court, AP tells us. Mr. Britney Spears has at last got his walking papers.
What better way to keep millions glued to the internet and TV ? All safely away from election returns and voting booths, ensuring a clear run for the shock troops of the tinfoil hat/black helicopter election fixers !
Truly, Sith Master Karl has outdone himself.

5 comments:

Candidly Caroline said...

Can you imagine getting a divorce with an eight week old baby? Man ...

El Jefe Maximo said...

All levity aside, I'm amazed it took this long...It would appear that "troubled" would be putting their relationship difficulties mildly.

No, not even as Britney can I imagine going through that with an 8 week old. In her place, I'd find me some massive estate with serious seclusion and go underground for awhile.

Anonymous said...

SWMBO says you are next!

louielouie said...

CC got a picture.
cutie.
i'm just hoping state question #733 passes, so we can sell liquor in oklahoma on election days.
l-rd knows we need it, with the people we elect.

El Jefe Maximo said...

SWMBO says I'm next ?!?

Time for early Christmas shopping...