Victoria Newton, writing in The Sun, says that America's favorite Robot Vice-President, ALGORE, is enraged because, reports Ms. Newton: Al's on a mission to save the planet, and "everyone else seems more interested in saving Paris Hilton."
Ms. Newton helpfully provides a fact sheet, comparing important features of Earth and Paris.
Although it's hard for me to believe that ANYBODY could not be deeply concerned with Paris's stay in the LA County Bastille, I admit that, on mature reflection, global warming seems, to El Jefe to be a slightly bigger problem then liberating Paris. The Sun also includes a picture of the lovely Ms. Newton and our once and future Robot Leader (dressed in all black, looking like Darth Vader on an exercise program) -- mouth characteristically open and gums flapping as he no doubt tries to get Ms. Newton to Come to Jesus (or Gaia ?), on ignoring Paris and Saving the Planet.
Still, you gotta wonder why ALGORE isn't more interested in the, well, not at all unattractive Ms. Newton than he is in gassing about global warming ? Maybe he really is a block of wood ? Somebody should take his pulse.