Friday, December 7, 2007

Facebook Spies !

The Syrian government has blocked access to the internet social networking site Facebook because they're afraid of Israeli "infiltration" of Syrian social networks.
Honestly, I don't make this stuff up.
No doubt someplace, in some heavily fortified bunker in Damascus, a bunch of Syrian superspies are sitting around worrying about profiles by girls named Ruth in Beer Sheva or Tel Aviv. All the Ruths no doubt look like Jenny McCarthy and their profiles surely say that they like "Handsome Syrian generals who bathe at least once a week, who will give me plans to Damascus Air Defense System on first hook-up." Dislikes would no doubt include suicide bombers and Scud missiles.

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