The Washington Post and others tell us that there is lots of buzz on the web speculating about what Vice-President Cheney might be smiling about in a recent photograph. The reflection in the Dark Lord's sunglasses is obscured. . .
El Jefe knows, El Jefe has an exclusive. Inside the mind of the Sinister One (Star Wars music playing in background) . . .
At last, at last my precious, the new, improved Karl Rove Death Star is almost ready, so powerful it can wipe out Berkeley, the editorial page of the New York Times and end welfare as we know it. And yes, yes, put a sock in Nancy Pelosi's mouth. Heh, heh, heh, that will be the end of Luke Skypreacher Obama, Han Soros, R-2-Dean-Scream and all their rebel friends. My new apprentice Darth Hillary has at last realized the power of the Dark Side. . .
The funny part is, some of the lefties probably believe this.
Have a nice weekend.